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Worst. Gift. Ever.

Have someone in your life you just don’t care about? Secret Santa Looming over your head? Want to know the worst gifts to ever have been given or received? We scoured the internet for the best of the best. The definitive ‘Worst Gifts Ever’ list.

  • Whiskey Stones
  • 50 Shades of Grey
  • 50 Shades Darker
  • 50 Shades Freed
  • Grey
  • Darker
  • Shapewear
  • Footspa
  • Money but all in 5 cent coins or coins from an unknown currency
  • Scales
  • B-grade pornography
  • A mounted fish that sings Don’t worry be happy
  • “That’s not a back massager”
  • Battery operated socks
  • A jar of your own tears
  • A jar of their tears
  • A large bag of cotton balls
  • Lingerie for anyone other than your current significant other
  • A blind date
  • A mankini
  • Sandals with built in metal detectors
  • Jewellery made out of teeth
  • Novelty toilet paper
  • Christmas decorations
  • A bobble head doll of yourself or your significant other
  • Belly button brush
  • Calendar for this year
  • Encarter 95
  • A free trial to any software
  • A book that is designed to guide you through puberty which was written pre 1985
  • A gift voucher for your workplace or small business
  • Anything designed by Ed Hardy
  • A personalised mouse pad
  • Glamour Shots
  • “The Myth about Gluten” for anyone who is Gluten Free
  • Non alcoholic beer
  • A framed picture of you as a child (to give to your significant other)
  • A broken waterbottle
  • Toilet golf
  • Fingerless gloves
  • Headphones that are guaranteed to tangle
  • Bacon flavoured tooth paste
  • Anything shaped like a toilet
  • One of those novelty candy dispensers that make you feel like you’re eating poop
  • Clothes that are 4 sizes too small (given on purpose)
  • A blender
  • A mix tape , of just you singing or rapping
  • Exercise gear.
  • A self help book with the essential parts underlined

Feel free to pick one or many from this list. Show the person you really don’t like, that you really don’t like them this Christmas.


Written by Laura Kebby

I write words about talented people doing talented things, and translate chatter by putting pen to paper.

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