It’s that time of year when you’re forgiven for grabbing a festive beverage, copping a squat on the couch and hitting up some saccharine Christmas movie for a few hours.
In this post, we fill your Christmas playlist stocking with some of the best of the worst available to hit up for your end of year chill-fest.
PROTIP: Chilled boozy eggnog is essential to really get into the spirit.
Because you can’t have a Christmas movie without family business and forced marriage amirite? Feat Santa’s daughter and Jack Frost.
I never knew this movie existed until I typed in festive into Netflix. It has all the great holiday cliches. The Rich party girl goes home to a small town where her Daddys empire began. She has a dick of a finance so of course, the small town sweet boy with a broken heart catches her eye. No spoilers though right? It’s a hit.
A Christmas Prince The Royal Baby
Because A Christmas Prince is everyone’s favourite bad Christmas movie so this can only be even worse, or better, whichever way you want to look at it. I haven’t even watched it, and I already know it will be terrible, but amazing.
Controversial opinion… Elf is a bad movie. But it’s Christmas so apparently it’s a good movie
Holiday in the Wild
This movie is on the list because it is literally the whitest thing we have ever seen. Like actually. This movie is so white it hurts every part of me and probably does not belong in 2019.