Have you ever spilled a schooner on yourself at the pub and thought, “gee, the aroma of beer is really appealing. I wish I could smell like this all the time.”?
Well, if you answered yes to the above question, all of your hops-related fragrance prayers have been answered because Carlton & United Breweries have dipped their toe into the eau de toilette game with Thirst, A Scent By VB.
Rather than possessing a bouquet similar to the slops bucket at an 18th birthday keg show, Thirst promises something a little bit fancier.
“Bitter citrus notes, give way to floral spice and sweet hoppy accents,” the beer giant wrote on Facebook announcing the fragrance.
“We don’t really know what that means either. We think it smells great.”
Dubbed “the essence of hard work,” Thirst promises to be the perfect thing to spray on yourself after a long hard day on the tools with the VB website declaring: “knockoff never smelt this good.”
With Father’s Day just around the corner this heady cologne, which comes in a stubby-style bottle, could definitely help elevate your novelty gift-giving game.
Thirst, A Scent By VB is available now at Chemist Warehouse and via the VB website.