Bright side? No more Fifty Shades movies!
Who is in it: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Eric Johnson, Eloise Mumford, Rita Ora, Luke Grimes, Victor Rasuk, Max Martini
What is it: It is the final instalment in the Fifty Shades trilogy. But this time they are married.
Why should I watch it: You shouldn’t. There are many, many other movies out at the moment that are far more worthy of your hard-earned dollars.
Or you could take a $10 note and set fire to it.
Both are preferable to having to sit through this trash.
1 star (for the actress who played the housekeeper and had to wear the horrendous smock. I salute you, sister!)
Running Time: 105 minutes
Release Date: In cinemas now